Two Ordinary Cops

Episode 63 - Police, Prosecutors & the Courts: Who Decides?

In this episode of Two Ordinary Cops, Schultzy and Damo dive into the complex relationship between police and the courts, unpacking the differences between police bail and court bail. They share real-life stories from the frontline, including what it’s like to be a police prosecutor and the challenges of keeping offenders in custody. With plenty of laughs along the way, they also revisit last week’s discussion on police recruiting standards, responding to some of the feedback they received. It’s an eye-opening chat about law enforcement, the judiciary, and the realities of policing.

Episode 62 - Unfit for Duty? The Recruitment Debate

In Episode 62 of Two Ordinary Cops, Damo and Schultzy dive into a critical issue raised by a recruit— the alarming drop in police recruitment standards. As passionate advocates for frontline services and community safety, they discuss how this decline threatens the integrity of policing, endangers officers, and puts the public at risk. With firsthand experience and blunt honesty, they explore why these lowered standards cannot continue and the disastrous consequences that could follow if they do.

Episode 61 - Cyclone Alfred

In Episode 61 of the Two Ordinary Cops podcast, Cyclone Alfred, Schultzy and Damo recount their experiences during the landfall of Cyclone Alfred, sharing what unfolded in their respective areas. They discuss the challenges they faced, including some humorous moments, and highlight the dangers of driving through flooded waters. The duo also reflect on their own experiences navigating flooded rivers after conducting risk assessments. To wrap up, they give a couple of well-deserved shout-outs.

Episode 60 - Policing Standards, Cyclone Chaos & A Bit of Controversy

In this episode, Schultzie and Damo chat about their weekend catch-up with police mates, give a shout-out to a listener joining Queensland Police, and dive into the controversy around lowering the standards to join the force—sharing some strong opinions on the risks it brings. They also discuss Cyclone Alfred, the chaos of panic buying, and the challenges Brisbane might face as the storm approaches. Tune in for laughs, insights, and the usual Two Ordinary Cops banter!

Episode 59 - Cops Under Fire: The Wild World of Police Complaints

In this episode, Schultzy and Damo, the Two Ordinary Cops, dive into the world of complaints against police. While some are incredibly serious, others, in hindsight, are downright hilarious. They break down how the complaint process works, the reasons people make complaints—ranging from genuine grievances to desperate attempts to dodge prosecution—and the often surprising outcomes. From shocking allegations to bizarre grievances, this episode is an eye-opening and entertaining look at what happens when the public takes issue with the police.

Episode 58 - Flipping Through the Past: The Power of a Cop’s Notebook

In this episode of Two Ordinary Cops, Damo and Schultzy kick off with some well-deserved shout-outs before taking a trip down memory lane, flipping through Damo’s old notebooks and diaries. As they relive past cases, they highlight why good note-taking is a must for any cop—whether it’s for court evidence, recalling key details, or building a solid career in law enforcement.

Episode 57 - From Bystander to Badge: When Cops Can’t Walk Away

Ever had to call yourself on duty? The Two Ordinary Cops have – and they've got the stories to prove it. From breaking up a fight to dealing with a heated domestic and even facing down an armed offender, they share real moments when they had no choice but to step in. But it’s not just about taking action—it's about doing it smartly. They stress the importance of assessing the risks before jumping in, because being a cop 24/7 doesn’t mean throwing caution to the wind. Tune in for the adrenaline, the lessons, and a few laughs along the way.

Episode 56 - Who’s Really in Charge During a Natural Disaster

In this episode, Damo and Schultzy dive into the world of emergency management—what it is, how it works, and why politicians often have little to no say when natural disasters strike. They pull back the curtain on who’s actually running the show when chaos hits and share some of their own experiences from the front lines. Plus, there’s a shoutout to the legends they still know up in the Northern Territory.

Episode 55 - The Realities of Leadership – Building a Motivated Team

What does it take to create a team that’s motivated, enthusiastic, and ready to get the job done? In this episode, Damo and Schultzy break down the challenges and rewards of leadership—how to inspire your team, keep them engaged, and tackle the tough conversations that come with the role.
Being a great leader isn’t always easy. Sometimes, it means making mistakes, learning from them, and having difficult but necessary conversations. The Two Ordinary Cops share their real-world experiences on what works, what doesn’t, and how to build a strong, motivated team that gets results.
If you’re leading a team—or want to—this is an episode you won’t want to miss! 🎧

Episode 54 - Complacency, Air Wing, and Fishy Pursuits

In this episode, Schultzy and Damo dive into the topic of complacency in policing—how it creeps into the job, its impact on outcomes, and the lessons they've learned along the way. They share their personal journeys, reflecting on times when they went from being vigilant to complacent and then back to being sharp and focused. Of course, there are plenty of shoutouts, including a special one to the Police Air Wing. And don't miss the story about the barramundi in the police cage during a pursuit—because, as always, you can count on a few wild tales!